Currently, sketch commissions are open. I will offer these for a very short time. I will post samples below, and the price is $5 per sketch.

EXAMPLES:

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**NOTE** These are examples of the quality of the sketch, not the content. Send all of your inquiries to my business email jessikalynnstone@yahoo.com Character concepts or costume designs are preferred. There will be NO BACKGROUND in any of these sketches. If you have a character that you would like drawn (either original, from a game series, TV etc.) please provide adequate reference. If you do not have any pictures of your character, try and be as descriptive as possible. I will work with you as much as I can.

Thanks

- J.L.

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This article states thing in a humorous and overall disarming manner, but, it doesn't make the stories contained therein any LESS amazing.

Would you have the courage to lop off your own arm with a multi-tool, or would you just die where a huge boulder pinned you down? Well, apparently, one fellah was manly enough to decide that the arm had to go. I'm still amazed by the little girl and the stewardess, personally. (Oh, sorry. Flight attendant.) I don't think I could fall 30,000 feet, go into a coma, wake up, and ask for a cigarette. That's just ballsy.

HAVE A FUN DAY!

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So, don't you hate these douche-bags that have to be like . . . the center of everything? THEIR problems THEIR music THEIR food THEIR life THEIR BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!


I certainly don't like them very much, and I think the majority of them need to have a big, fat staple put in their eyelids. Okay, so maybe that's a bit harsh and I shouldn't have said it, but, seriously. The world revolves around these people; DIDN'T YOU KNOW? Well, you should have, and you should have made them as comfortable as possible. You can do this, in the future, by stapling their eyelids to their cheekbones whilst simultaneously screaming the star spangled banner . . . at the top of your lungs.

Or, you could just throw them on the floor an force-feed them saw-dust until they can't breathe anymore. That stuff cakes when it gets wet. Have I disturbed any of you yet? I'm a wonderful person. Really, I am! >:3

I just think that a lot of problems in the world could be solved if we just killed really dumb people. Just, euthanize the lot of them . . . for the good of future generations. I think the biggest problem I have are those severe, right-wing Christian Bible thumpers that you get, every so often. The ones who track you down at the state fair and hand you Chick-tracks . . .

"HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?!"

WHY?! DID YOU LOSE HIM AGAIN?! Check the couch cushions . . . that's where I always find him. (As a friend of my once said! :/ )

If I choose to be a Buddhist, a Shaman, or a GOD DAMN HIPPIE, I'm going to be. There's nothing you can say about it that's going to change my mind. Seriously?! What's up with that? Since when was it another man's place to judge me and tell me that I'm going to hell because I believe in something different? Never. Let me tell yah, brothers and sisters . . . Christianity would have no backbone to stand with if not for other religions throughout history. They just took something from whoever they wanted, used it, and then stamped ALL OVER that religion.

Also, this blog is hilarious:

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If you want to know why I ranted so much. Well, let me say two little letters:

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I love ED. They make me aware of all the dip shits on the internet. Christians being one of the biggest groups of dip shits I have ever seen.

I hope no one took offense to that. On second thought . . .

If you took offense to that, why don't you go ahead and UNwatch me.

Thanks.

I've got Yahoo, does anybody else? I don't use AIM or Google chat very much because they kind of make my computer go . . . DUUUUURRRRRRR.

My YIM is catholic_survivor

:3 New friends are always good, and talking with old ones is better!

Anybody else obsessed with them? XD

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If anybody's got some crazy awesome ones, let me know! I'm always looking for new stuff! (It's inspiring. xD)